smoking buddy (with conversation)

My "smoking" buddy outside the Dutch Valley Restaurant.  Roger, from Germany, was talking on his cell phone to a car dealer, back in Bavaria.  He had just (excitedly) purchased three used Camaro's to export back home.

When I asked about his outfit, he explained that he had recently been to Walmart. Then, 'Herr' Roger described each piece of his new clothing. This same 'exact' outfit, he proudly told me, would have cost him triple at home.

With his heavy German accent, he then lovingly, told me how much he felt for America. And, pointing out to me what an American might say - he was now, as he put it, "on a roll".